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Why Are Men So..So…Well, Just How Men Are

July 17th, 2013 Comments off

Why are men so frantic about sex?  Why are they so concerned with sex that they will allow themselves to abuse women (who, after all, should be their partners in life), to dominate women?  One reason, an evolutionary reason, is:  men have no penis bone.

All the other primates have a penis bone; most male mammals have a penis bone.  But not male humans.  The human penis depends upon hydraulics to stand erect.  We may call it a “boner” but there’s no bone there, just flesh and blood.  As much blood as possible, enough to get it stiff.  “Hard on” is a much more descriptive term, really better than ‘erection’ (since it’s not necessarily in an erect position; cf A. Weiner’s foto).

With a penis bone — more properly called a baculum, or os penis — it would be so much easier to get it up, and to keep it up.  With a baculum, a man could keep it up for hours on end, with no need for the 4-hour Viagra  warning.

So a man, a human male, needs to have a very, very strong libido, big enough to ensure the necessary engorgement with blood. This requires a large production of testosterone, which can lead to hyper excitement, racing heartbeat, violence, anger and general confusion.  Having this strong libido, he also has a tremendously large ego and outsize opinion of himself. This makes for an evolutionary advantage as he goes about his duty of squirting his DNA everywhere imaginable.  But it can make life unpleasant for those around him.

Walrus baculum — wiki commons

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Southern Fascism

July 7th, 2013 Comments off

Sweet Fascism in the Piney Woods

It should be a constant source of amazement to foreign observers that Americans, while proudly insisting that Fascism is Un-American and must never be permitted to find a foothold in the United States, so insistently ignore the fact that the long-leaf pine and pellagra belt which stretches from the Potomac to the Gulf of Mexico and from the Atlantic to the Mississippi River has been governed by Fascist methods since 1876.

All of the stigmata of European Fascism are there — though none of the glory.  There is a Government by a single political party–the Democratic instead of the Nazis or the Fascisti; there is coercion and terrorization of the opposition and minority by armed bands of licensed bullies–Ku Kluxers, night-riders, lynching mobs instead of Storm-Troopers and Squadistri; there is of course the issue of racial supremacy and the proscription of a subject race–Negro instead of Jewish–with respect not only to public office and economic power but also with respect to culture and marriage; there is the rigid regimentation of the individual in matters of opinion and conscience, as witnessed by Tennessee’s “monkey-law” and the short shrift given Northern investigators into social conditions, and there is the effective dragooning of organized labor by deputy sheriffs, militias and legislation,

Students of current trends in Europe could do far worse than study the revolution led by the lower middle class in the south after the plantation-owners had been discredited by their defeat in the civil War, and their establishment of a crystallized Fascist type of civilization south of the Mason-Dixon line.  Here and there the South is beginning to stir under the iron grip of this “bourgeois” dictatorship, allied as in Europe with powerful corporations, but generally de facto Fascism still reigns in the piney woods and offers the most determined resistance to the reforms and reconstruction proffered by the New Deal.

–John Franklin Carter (“The Unofficial Observer”), American Messiahs, Simon and Schuster, New York, 1935

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Bottom 90% Get Screwed, Top 10% Get the Gravy

June 25th, 2013 Comments off

 

 

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Derpitude

June 9th, 2013 Comments off

This from Noahpinion

English has no word for “the constant, repetitive reiteration of strong priors”. Yet it is a well-known phenomenon in the world of punditry, debate, and public affairs. On Twitter, we call it “derp”.

And

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Show Us the Action

June 3rd, 2013 Comments off

Dear Idiot TV Producers,

Please, PLEASE be aware that your damn banner may be covering up the very part of the video that your viewers may want to see!  Like, especially, during tornado season: it’s where the sky hits the ground where the action is:  we’re really not so interested in your commentary as to want to miss seeing what’s going on.

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Strip Out the Damn Spaces

June 3rd, 2013 Comments off

Dear Web Programmers:

When you’re asking your user to enter a lengthy seeries of numers — like a 16-character account number, or a credit card number — why not allow spaces?  You know that the user is reading these long series of numbers with spaces to make it easier to read; and it makes sense for that user to type in the spaces, making it easier to proofread. So why not just strip out the fucking spaces when the user clicks ‘submit’?  It’s only one line of code, for God’s sake!

And you, Lowe’s:  you ask me to leave a compliment on the countertop installation, and require I leave a phone number.  Will you accept something like this (with real numbers):  000-111-9999?  NO!  You cut it off like this: 000-111-99 and rudely tell me I need a valid phone number.  In other words, you can’t handle a hyphen.   IDIOTS!

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Elasticity Calulator

May 8th, 2013 Comments off

e_{\langle R \rangle} = \frac{\operatorname d Q/Q}{\operatorname d P/P}

(Source)

Formula :
Price Elasticity (PED or Ed) = Change in Quantity / Change in Price

Where,
Change in Quantity = ((New Quantity – Original Quantity) / Original Quantity)
Change in Price = ((New Price – Original Price) / Original Price)

 

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Not A but An

May 4th, 2013 Comments off

Here’s Patrick Burke writing in WaPo:

I also always speak alongside a LGBT athlete,

Good for him, talking about homophobia to sportsters.  But it should be “an LGBT athlete,” since the acronym is never spelled out in speech.

That’s why I prefer the acronym to be re-ordered as “GBLT”:  because it’s also a tasty sandwich.

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Mitch McConnell Is Funny. Mitch McConnell??!!

April 30th, 2013 Comments off

This is actually a pretty clever riposte to B.H. Obama’s incredulous “Get a drink with Mitch McConnell?  REALLY?”

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I thought it quite gratuitous for the President to go out of his way to belittle the minority leader of the Senate.  Not how to win friends and influence people.  McConnell could have railed against the insult; he chose instead a rather clever comeback.  Or his staff did.  This was a twitter foto; does McConnell tweet?  Really?

 

 

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Gay Particles (It’s Elementary)

April 28th, 2013 Comments off

From Wikipedia:

There are six types of quarks, known as flavorsupdown,strangecharmbottom, and top.

From which I conclude that quarks are definitely gay.

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