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Here’s Sporting Kansas City of Major League Soccer in all their newborn glory:

So there they are all got up in long pants and droopy cardigans…oh, wait: do I espy a hint of knee joint there?  So much skin, so very revealing…..heavens forfend!

But shorts are getting longer and longer.  Here’s how I remember soccer shorts:

Or maybe this:

This is a trend not only in soccer:  think basketball:

Here’s the extreme–maybe from the 60’s