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Extremely Annoying Stuff

December 29th, 2012
Smirgy Lip Gloss

What’s with all this lip gloss?  Way too much shiny.  If you’ve got thick lips, it looks like your nose is running; if thin, like you’ve been sucking dick without swallowing.  Clean it up, girl!

Annoying Cashiers’ Trait

It is extremely annoying, when the cashier at your store gives you your change by handing you: 1) your receipt, on top of which is placed 2) the bill currency of your change, on top of which is precariously balanced 3) the coin portion of your change.  I now have to somehow get the change into another hand, which I can transfer to my pocket, then separate the receipt from the bills and place it in the bag (you always get a plastic bag!), then in a two-hand ballet get the bills into my wallet.

What I want:  coins in palm, followed by bills; receipt goes in the bag.

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